summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"I can't be the only guy who mentally adds my cock to the sight of a girl yawning.l[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband: 45 minutes!![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife- 20kgs[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A. It's not hard.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Divorce is expensive because its worth it...[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336558419' post='1301760879'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband: 45 minutes!![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife- 20kgs[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vbKdvzXXXXM/T3LhUsjAwFI/AAAAAAAAClI/ElUi2ZNQNoA/s1600/sunil+loud+laugh+gif.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar goes to buy condoms. Shopkeeper says: Only flavored ones available. Which flavor do u want? Sardar thinks& hen says "Chana masala"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]You know why women love shoes? because- no matter what they eat, the shoes always fit![/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In Bihar, kids got a shock of their life, when in their 1st history class they were told that BC... actually means... Before Christ.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Friend1:Me ek bar rat ko susu karne gya,To maine dekha Toilet me SHER tha.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Friend2[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]:Fir kya hua?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Friend1[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]:Fir kya,Maine SHER ko kaha ap karlo mera to nikal gaya[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If a Man wants woman, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want woman,nothing can make him away....[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An eminent sociologist has verified that a woman's ultimate fantasy is having two men at the same time in two positions. 1Cooking & the other cleaning[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man offers a drink to woman at a party.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Woman:No thanks,whisky is bad for my legs. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:Thats strange,do they pain or swell?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Woman:No,they spread[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Murgi anda kharidne gayi,Dukandar hairaan hua aur puchha: Murgi hokar ande kharidne ayi ho! [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Murgi-2 rupaye k liye figure kaun kharab karega.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Scientists are working on a Viagra for women. What a waste of time, it's been around for years. It's called DIAMONDS[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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