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[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1336635669' post='1301767519']
varini navva leka sacha summer uuuuuu CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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@gr33d [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dI7nZBFQKI8/T1pZkNE_3CI/AAAAAAAACHA/Wod1RamiKIQ/s1600/brahmanandam+GIF+s+LOL.gif[/img]

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[quote name='balu_gani' timestamp='1336636019' post='1301767542']
@gr33d [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dI7nZBFQKI8/T1pZkNE_3CI/AAAAAAAACHA/Wod1RamiKIQ/s1600/brahmanandam+GIF+s+LOL.gif[/img]
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

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edigo summeru ee theddu lo sfamming sesthe humor dilute avutundhi ani avaru ekuva reflies evaru.....kaani andaru njoy chestaru.....u continue this theddu....deniki poll avasaram leee.....i am saying it CITI_y@R

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[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1336636207' post='1301767549']
edigo summeru ee theddu lo sfamming sesthe humor dilute avutundhi ani avaru ekuva reflies evaru.....kaani andaru njoy chestaru.....u continue this theddu....deniki poll avasaram leee.....i am saying it CITI_y@R
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ayithe ok..


[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy catches his mom and dad having sex and he asks "What r u doing?" [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dad:Making a brother or maybe a sister for you.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:Do doggy style dad.I want a puppy[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Lines written in a honeymoon resort - Pls close the windows & draw the curtains before u begin. your love might be blind but our staff isn't[/font][/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336636765' post='1301767582']
ayithe ok..


[color=#333333]Boy catches his mom and dad having sex and he asks "What r u doing?" [/color]
[color=#333333]Dad:Making a brother or maybe a sister for you.[/color]
[color=#333333]Boy:Do doggy style dad.I want a puppy[/color]
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336636879' post='1301767589']
[color=#333333]Lines written in a honeymoon resort - Pls close the windows & draw the curtains before u begin. your love might be blind but our staff isn't[/color]
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[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dI7nZBFQKI8/T1pZkNE_3CI/AAAAAAAACHA/Wod1RamiKIQ/s1600/brahmanandam+GIF+s+LOL.gif[/img]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336636765' post='1301767582']
ayithe ok..


[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy catches his mom and dad having sex and he asks "What r u doing?" [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dad:Making a brother or maybe a sister for you.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:Do doggy style dad.I want a puppy[/font][/color]
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[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-dI7nZBFQKI8/T1pZkNE_3CI/AAAAAAAACHA/Wod1RamiKIQ/s1600/brahmanandam+GIF+s+LOL.gif[/img] racha racha...

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy to GF -you have got the beautiful eyes & lips of your mom. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl(excited) - and? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy- and t*its like your dad. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl-Wtf! My dad doesnt have t*its! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy-Exactly[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl in short clothes :- ain't I looking young?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy :- remove that too, you will be much younger and [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]look like a[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] New born baby.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Never tell a woman shut up... just tell her that her lips are sexy when they are closed.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:My dad is a 93yr old billionaire.He will die soon &I will be rich.Will u marry me?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:NO. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]One week later,she married his father.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]MORAL:Don't give Ideas to women[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]3 Fastest means of communication.. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]1 : Tele-Phone.. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]2 : Tele-Vision.. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]3 : Tell-a-women.. Need still faster?? Tell her not to tell anyone[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Madam:Do U Know Value of Periods?[/font][/color]
[font="HelveticaNeue,"][color="#333333"]Odiyam: Yes mam, last time when my neighbor girl missed one, her mother lost consciousness, her father got heart attack and my brother absconded.[/color][/font]

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