Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[baa]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337001050' post='1301794123']
[left][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Boy:"Tum gaana bahut accha[/font][/left]
[left][color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4]gaati ho".[/size][/font][/color][/left]

[left][color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4]Girl:"Thanks but i'm just Bathroom[/size][/font][/color][/left]

[left][color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4]singer"....[/size][/font][/color][/left]

[left][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4][color=#000000]Boy:"Toh bulao na kabhi apne live[/color] [color=#000000]program pe"...[/color][/size][/font][/left]

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[baa]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337001532' post='1301794134']
[left]A girl for First the time was handling a boy's c*ock. After some time, some drops[/left]
[left][color=#000000]came out, she asked wat's that? [/color][/left]

[left][size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]The boy said:These are tears of happiness.[/color][/font][/size][/left]

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[summer27]

[size=4][color=#333333]An old man couldn't stop staring at teenager who was looking weird with his hair colored with red[/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif], blue, green, orange shades.[/font][/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Young man recklessly : Hey oldie ..what are you staring at..??" what's wrong[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]? aint you ever done anything crazy in your life?[/font][/color][/size]
[size=4]Old man quickly said: [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] "yeah...got drunk once and F*cked a peacock...just wondering if you were my son"[/font][/color][/size]

[ManOnFire]

kevvu kekaa baa ...

[summer27]

What's the difference between anxiety and panic?

- anxiety is the first time a man can't get it up the second time.

- panic is the second time he can't get it up the first time.

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337331555' post='1301819106']
What's the difference between anxiety and panic?

- anxiety is the first time a man can't get it up the second time.

- panic is the second time he can't get it up the first time.
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[summer27]

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?

[summer27]

Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of every night with dead weapon.

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337332444' post='1301819133']
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?
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[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Wpgy4ysmiGk/T1joZZ1KEtI/AAAAAAAAB-0/GHW7rUPz-3o/s1600/brahmanandam+comedy+gif+.gif[/img]

[summer27]

How Luck & F*uck are related to each other?
A:When Luck favors,u can F*uck the whole world, but when Luck fails,the whole world begins to F*uck u!

[summer27]

[left]Smaller breasts = better eye contact[/left]

[summer27]

Mother in law: why don't my sons children look like him.
Daughter in law: because i have a v*gina between my legs not a photocopy machine

[summer27]

Wikipedia: I know Everything
Google: I Have Everything
Facebook: I Know Everyone
Internet: Without Me, You guys would beNothing!
Electricity: ..... Im Listening, keep talking

[summer27]

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus..
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while,the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

[summer27]

Question: Why Do Most Men Prefer To Kiss A Womans Lips..?
Because That Is The Best Way To Shut A Womans Horizontal Mouth And Open Her Vertical One..!