Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled
he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

[summer27]

Cute secretory came out angrily out of Boss cabin
friend asked: what happened?
She:He asked R U free tonight? I smiled n said... yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type

[summer27]

All the girls who die for a '0' figure, Rememeber; Real men go for curves, only dogs go for bones!

[summer27]

Insurnce agent: Sir, we do penis insurance also
Customer: you replace with new one?
Agent: No sir, once it dosent work, we ensure free service to your wife

[khiraak]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337343983' post='1301819385']
Cute secretory came out angrily out of Boss cabin
friend asked: what happened?
She:He asked R U free tonight? I smiled n said... yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type
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[summer27]

[color=#333333]Girl messages her guy... "thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative" [/color]
[color=#333333]Guy:but what does "ternative" mean?[/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333]Female Tears And Male Sperms Are So Similar... Always Eager To Come Out And Only One In Million Is For The Right Cause[/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333]Arranged marriage is "While Ur walking unfortunately a snake bites U"[/color]
[color=#333333]But Love marriage is Dancing in front of a cobra singing - Chuma chuma de de.[/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333]The reason women will never be the ones to propose is.. as soon as she gets on her knees, the man starts unzipping[/color]

[Spartan]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337582083' post='1301835130']
[color=#333333]Arranged marriage is "While Ur walking unfortunately a snake bites U"[/color]
[color=#333333]But Love marriage is Dancing in front of a cobra singing - Chuma chuma de de.[/color]
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ROFL...facebook status....

[summer27]

[quote name='ChittiNaidu' timestamp='1337582199' post='1301835140']


ROFL...facebook status....
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haha..fandaga sesuko..aptly suits your "Misogynist" title.

[summer27]

[color=#333333]Lust is, tearing her panties off & throwing them aside .. [/color]
[color=#333333]Love is, seductively sliding them down.[/color]
[color=#333333]Marriage is, taking time to fold them..[/color]

[summer27]

A quote from two and a half men -

Evlyn - What do you like in your life, my grandson?
Jake - I love sleeping. Infact, I love sleeping so much that I sometimes dream about it.

[summer27]

Wife: Sweetie,you used to give me gifts before we got married.Why did that change?

Husband: Honey,have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to fish after catching them?

[Ranku Raja]

BHayya,,, anedhi understatement......