bharatvasu Posted January 21, 2013 Report Posted January 21, 2013 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]First one asked "u want to try"?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Other guy [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way[/font][/color] too much undi bhaiyya idi... Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 Funny when u see a new chick startout on FB friendly&nice then gets a couple 100 friends &turns into online version of Aishwarya Rai. Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 What men desire is a virgin who is a ** Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 comedy is tragedy that happens to other people Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 The hardest time in a man's life is between puberty and impotence. Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 There are three things I want to do in my lifetime 1. Learn to count Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 I once had a teacher who was a terrorist. He had weapons of maths instruction, part of Al Gebra. Quote
summer27 Posted January 21, 2013 Author Report Posted January 21, 2013 A doctor got fired today. Apparently during an anal inspection is not the appropriate time to say, "Look, no hands!" Quote
summer27 Posted January 22, 2013 Author Report Posted January 22, 2013 The scariest thing about long distance relationship is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you. Quote
summer27 Posted January 22, 2013 Author Report Posted January 22, 2013 Those who believe that Rahul Gandhi will solve the country's problems r the ones who believe that Axe will get them laid.. Quote
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