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"ITS A BOY, I DONT BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" he ran with tears down his face & thats the day he swore he would never pick up another hooker in Thailand

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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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Top Tip: Never f*uck anything you can't lift.

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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1334756581' post='1301654200']
Lol.. :D
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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Your girlfriend's best friend knows everything about you that your girlfriend does.

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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets

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Rahul Gandhi: Gv me 20yrs n I'll change India. Public: Quit politics fr 20yrs n India will change automatically.

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There are always 4 people in a relationship. A boy, a girl, an ex who won't let go, and a person silently waiting for the breakup...

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Only in India will you see two men holding hands and ogling at a woman while on a beach.

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How tragic would it be if a vampire got AIDS off of one of it's victims?

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1358945281' post='1303157534']
Only in India will you see two men holding hands and ogling at a woman while on a beach.
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Exactly.. :)

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