summer27 Posted February 1, 2013 Author Report Posted February 1, 2013 Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency... Quote
summer27 Posted February 3, 2013 Author Report Posted February 3, 2013 Right now my life is a lot like Hritik's character from ZNMD where I have too much of work but just w/o d london apartment&greek god looks. Quote
summer27 Posted February 3, 2013 Author Report Posted February 3, 2013 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. Quote
summer27 Posted February 3, 2013 Author Report Posted February 3, 2013 Why face reality when you have alcohol? Quote
summer27 Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife. Quote
summer27 Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone Quote
Popular Post summer27 Posted February 4, 2013 Author Popular Post Report Posted February 4, 2013 Birth control pills really should be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to keep shooting at a bullet proof vest. 4 Quote
summer27 Posted February 4, 2013 Author Report Posted February 4, 2013 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public Quote
Maximus Posted February 4, 2013 Report Posted February 4, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1359982314' post='1303221775'] Birth control pills really should be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to keep shooting at a bullet proof vest. [/quote] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/brahmanandamholi.gif[/img] Quote
summer27 Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Posted February 5, 2013 Most of waking up is just wishing you were still asleep. Quote
summer27 Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Posted February 5, 2013 If she owns more books than shoes, she's worth keeping! Quote
summer27 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Technology provides the illusion of companionship without the demands of friendship Quote
Spartan Posted February 6, 2013 Report Posted February 6, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1359982314' post='1303221775'] Birth control pills really should be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to keep shooting at a bullet proof vest. [/quote] appudu kottadaniki Bulltes taggipotu untai.....anduke Bullet Proof vest ye better.... Quote
summer27 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. Quote
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