summer27 Posted February 6, 2013 Author Report Posted February 6, 2013 Right now, it's easier to find a job in the U.S than a date for Valentine's Day in India. Quote
summer27 Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Posted February 7, 2013 Love starts from hearts and ends at genitals. Quote
summer27 Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Posted February 7, 2013 I'm all set for Valentine's day. Bought enough tissue paper 1)to cry all night.2)and clean after i shag myself.. Quote
summer27 Posted February 7, 2013 Author Report Posted February 7, 2013 Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Cuz that ass is calling me!!! Quote
summer27 Posted February 8, 2013 Author Report Posted February 8, 2013 Always try to be modest and be proud of it! Quote
summer27 Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes your Dick look bigger! Quote
summer27 Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 Jidhar Apna Crush Hai, Saala... Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai... Quote
summer27 Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 Boy: Phone Sex??? Girl: No. I have Virgin Mobile Quote
summer27 Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 Ladies.. Cinderella never had to take off her dress to find her prince, neither do you!! keep it real.. Quote
summer27 Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 A bottle of alcohol contains more philosophy than any book in the world! Quote
summer27 Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Posted February 11, 2013 After sex, I like to lay with you, cuddling, and whisper things in your ear like… “why are you still here??” Quote
summer27 Posted February 12, 2013 Author Report Posted February 12, 2013 Doctor to a budda - Baba ji Apki Niche Wali Dono Golian Nikalni Paregi. Baba: Nikaal lo beta! Jab bandook hi nahi chalti toh goliyan kis kaam ki? Quote
summer27 Posted February 12, 2013 Author Report Posted February 12, 2013 Some people cannot Decide whether Weekdays are more Hectic or Weekends...These People Are Called MARRIED People.. Quote
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