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Apna Bacha roye to Dil me Dard hota hai, Dusre ka roye to Sir Me!

Apni Biwi roye to Sir Me Dard hota hai,Dusre ki roye toh Dil Me!!!!

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Is there another word for synonym?

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Don't trust anything that bleeds for four days and doesn't die..

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Quote on a husband s T-Shirt: All girls are devils,but my wife is the queen of them.

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Post Valentines regrets:
1) Boys: wtf,my wallet got f*ucked. 2) Girls: wtf,I was drunk and I got f*ucked.

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Xtra Kameena bacha!

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri DOB me sirf 5 month ka fark hai

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When you can't change the girl, change the girl!

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It is very difficult to understand why God creates beautiful women & then turns them into neighbours' wives.

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Audi launches a new [b]smart [/b]car today. It doesn't start if a lady is on the drivers seat...

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Patni :Yeh kya? White roses kyun? Valentine's Day par toh Red Roses dete hai!
Pati :Ab Zindagi me, pyaar se zyaada shanti ki zarurat hai

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On Valentines day the malls were empty.. But the parking lots were full!

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The quickest way to get over 100 likes and comments on Facebook is to be a girl who just uploaded a new profile picture.

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do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1360919346' post='1303281606']
Patni :Yeh kya? White roses kyun? Valentine's Day par toh Red Roses dete hai!
Pati :Ab Zindagi me, pyaar se zyaada shanti ki zarurat hai
[/quote]
ROFL

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