Random Jokes/one-Liners..

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION FROM GOD TO ALL WOMEN - [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]LYING UNDER SOMEBODY IN BED and SCREAMING "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AS PRAYER[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why Do 99 percent Of Girls Have A Bigger Left Boob?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Because, 99 percent Of The Boys Are Right Handed…[/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION FROM GOD TO ALL WOMEN - [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]LYING UNDER SOMEBODY IN BED and SCREAMING "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AS PRAYER[/font][/color]
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[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iSzybPM7fe0/T4UOzZ7jJHI/AAAAAAAADeU/a2WfKiXiqPo/s1600/NTR+whistle.gif[/img]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why woman love GOLD more than their HUSBAND? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ANS: Gold has 24 carats & husband has only one carrot.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Relationships are only of two types Senty types.. and Panty types...[/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why woman love GOLD more than their HUSBAND? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ANS: Gold has 24 carats & husband has only one carrot.[/font][/color]
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[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uVrKSBXQyYQ/T3Lf9zUD5hI/AAAAAAAACj0/N5TlkjuEdkc/s1600/brahmanandam+cool+GIF.gif[/img] racha bhayyoo...keep them coming

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: "It's awkward buying condoms." [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "It's awkward walking around pregnant."[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband: Darling, aaj raat ko hum bilkul blue film jaise s e x karenge[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife khush ho kar - OK, lekin 2-3 aadmi aap layenge ya mein hi bulau[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Men are the best cooks because with 2 nuts, 1 sausage & a little bit of cream they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months![/font][/color]

[Kakateyudu]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color]
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telugu translation please

[summer27]

[left]Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give unrealistic expectations to women about what to expect from men.[/left]
[left]Porn has the same effect on men.[/left]

[summer27]

I want you to remember my heart is yours...and as a special bonus, you get all my other parts absolutely free!

[summer27]

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334831042' post='1301658710']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Men are the best cooks because with 2 nuts, 1 sausage & a little bit of cream they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months![/font][/color]
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emanna comparison aa

[balu_gani]

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[left]Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give unrealistic expectations to women about what to expect from men.[/left]
[left]Porn has the same effect on men.[/left]
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[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nphASkDaX0w/T1j51TiuRnI/AAAAAAAACBE/8ZV_uaaCJFk/s1600/brahmanandam+dance+gif.gif[/img] idhi best of all