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Viagra Makers Got a new tagline from the movie "Amar Akbar Anthony".
Their Song: "Unhorny ko Horny kar de Horny ko aur Horny"

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Ladki: Mujhe jaadu sikhao! Ladka:acha, jhuk jaao. Ladka:Tume ungli mehsoos hui? Ladki:Haan! Ladka:Dekho mere Dono hath to uper hain

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First they put so many mirrors in cars, and then they call women bad drivers

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The most common sexually transmitted disease: Children!

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Never get into an argument with someone who can type faster than you.

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A cute Nurse came for interview.
Dr:Wht salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.10K
Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure its 25K

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The difference between sex and love is that.... sex relieves tension and love causes it...

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1362018669' post='1303341583']
Viagra Makers Got a new tagline from the movie "Amar Akbar Anthony".
Their Song: "Unhorny ko Horny kar de Horny ko aur Horny"
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rachaaaaaaaaaaaa summer uncle nuv :D

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To make a woman happy, a man has to be sensitive, caring and buy a lot of stuff. To make a man happy, a woman has to simply undress!

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1362018760' post='1303341592']
Ladki: Mujhe jaadu sikhao! Ladka:acha, jhuk jaao. Ladka:Tume ungli mehsoos hui? Ladki:Haan! Ladka:Dekho mere Dono hath to uper hain
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@3$%

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[quote name='vayanaka' timestamp='1362130687' post='1303348536']
Lovely jokes
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yeah yeah :compu18:

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[color=#333333]The relationship betwen husband and wife is very psychological...one is psycho and other is logical....[/color]

[color=#333333]Now the big question is ...who is who????...[/color]

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