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ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners: Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining ***. Osteo****osis: A degenerate disease. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Medical Stimulus Package: Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package..... The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!' The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the bu*th*l*s in Washington.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you .
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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