Jokes

[ManOnFire]

no offense meant

[size=6][font=Verdana][font=Verdana]Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.[/font][/font]



[font=Verdana][font=Verdana]The Indian man said to the American,[/font][/font][/size]



[size=6][font=Verdana][font=Verdana]" You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."


The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. [/font][/font]



[font=Verdana][font=Verdana]I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. [/font][/font]



[font=Verdana][font=Verdana]The American continued, [/font][/font]



[font=Verdana][font=Verdana]My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.[/font][/font]

[font=Verdana][font=Verdana]And you say you have family problems....[/font][/font] [color=red][color=red]Give me a break!!"[/color][/color][/size]