ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered .
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 p.m. - prayer and medication to follow.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Ladie's Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 a.m. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan, "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 So all we need is a prostitute worth £700 Billion and we've cracked the national debt problem. Read Below! In a small town on the South Coast of France, the holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there's not much happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located upstairs on the third floor. The hotel owner quickly takes the 100 note and rushes to his butcher whom he owes 100. The butcher takes the money and races to the wholesaler to pay his debt of 100. The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay him 100 for pigs he purchased some time ago. The farmer triumphantly gives the 100 note to a local prostitute who serviced him on credit. The prostitute quickly goes to the hotel to pay the 100 she owes them for the room she rents by the hour to entertain her clients. Just then, the rich Russian returns to the reception and informs the hotel owner that the room is unsatisfactory. He takes back his 100 and departs. It is clear that there was no profit or income, but everyone in the small town no longer has any debt and they all optimistically look forward to the future. COULD THIS BE THE SOLUTION TO THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS???
ManOnFire Posted July 21, 2012 Author Report Posted July 21, 2012 An IDEA can change ur Life ... But, a Girl Can change Ur IDEA!!!!!!!! [img]http://i39.tinypic.com/am4civ.jpg[/img]
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