ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Dear Ms. Baby, I saw you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realised that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time, I've been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program without you that never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You not only have a beautiful face, but all your Activex controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful that it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt all my program modules running smoothly and giving expected results, which I have never experienced before. With this letter, I just want to convey that, if we linked together, I'll provide you with all the objects and libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall, which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them accept our marriage. I anticipate that nobody is already logged into your database so that my connect script would fail. And it's all certain that if this happened to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Only yours, Guess??
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 The story is about a little wave, bobbing along in the ocean, having a grand time. He's enjoying the wind and fresh air - until he notices the other waves in front of him crashing against the shore. My God this is terrible, the wave says Look what's going to happen to me! Then along comes another wave. It sees the first wave, looking grim, and it says to him, Why do you look so sad The first wave says, You don't understand! We're all going to crash! All of us waves are going to be nothing! Isn't it terrible The second wave says, No, you don't understand. You're not a wave, you're part of the ocean. Have you ever faced the inevitable reality of the shore What was the first wave's initial response to change What negative things can come out of watching the other waves crash in front What positive things can come out of watching the other waves crash in front How different will the first wave be AFTER crashing on the shore Who is this second wave guy Why is he important What does it mean to be part of the ocean Do we human beings on this planet realize that we are all tiny particles of water drops in this ocean called humanity and we are a part of this wave called human civilization.. Take care to preserve yourself
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Fandoo.... to add to this,... [b]After getting Job -- Maya Bazar After first apprisal -- Anta mana manchike Before next apprisal -- Errodu After next apprisal -- Evariki Evaru Joining of next company -- Autograph -- My sweet memories...[/b]
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 [size=5][color=DarkRed][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]BiharDriving License... ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ======= DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM ------------ --------- --------- --------- --- ------------ --------- -- NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason. 1. Last name: (_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 2. phust name: (_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 3. Age: (_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no (Check karet box) 4. ***: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable 5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right 6.Occupason: (_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed (Check karet box) 7. Number of children libing in the household: ___ 8. Number that are yourj: ___ 9. Mather name: ____________ _________ __ 10. Phather Name: ____________ ________ (If not no,leabe blank) 11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended) 12. Dental rekard: (_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color (Check karet box) 13.Your thumb imparesson : ____________ _________ _______ (If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje provide your own thumb impression.) PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have le pht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand. NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE. WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS[/font][/color][/size]
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 [size="7"]Gourmet Reporter[/size] [size="4"][color="Blue"]A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake with a fire burning slowly underneath him. He cries out for help, and is answered by what is obviously one of the tribesmen, who informs him that he is going to be served as dinner to the leader of the tribe. "But you don''t understand!" he cries, "You can''t do this to me! I''m an editor for the New Yorker magazine!" "Ah," replies the tribesman, "Well look on the bright side. Soon you will be editor-in-chief!"[/color][/size]
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting: Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week. Narayan: oh! Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell? Narayan: No Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this. The next day, the same discussion took place: Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Narayan: No Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this. The next day, once again: Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is? Narayan: No Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy? Raman: No Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know. “ Rule: There is ‘some thing’ important in life than Work and General Knowledge. “
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 2008 love story here is the mohan babu's upcoming film in 2008 tilte of the film is [b]SANKALO TUPAKI NAA PELLAM PERU LAPAAKI[/b] and story is------------------------ Hero loves heroin but heroin loves villan but villan loves heros sister but hero's sister loves heroins brother but heroin's brother loves villans sister Finally 2 persons COMMIT suicide who r they????????????????????? [b]PRODUCER and DIRECTOR[/b]
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 [size=6][color=Navy]Chair Man of the Board[/color] [color=DarkRed]Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."[/color][/size]
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 [b][color="Blue"]The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web[/color][/b] 10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message? 8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV. 7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening. 6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard. 5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign. 4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in. 3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web. 2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO. 1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Telugu movies related to college life: Exams - Anukokunda Oka Roju Classes - Appudappudu Qs.paper - Aparichithudu copying - Okariki Okaru Maths - Gharshana Slips - Apadbandhavadu Results - Adrushtam Supplimentary - Nuvvasthanante Nenondantana Pass - Student No.1 Failed - Anthuleni Katha 1st yr - Buddimanthudu 2nd yr - Pokiri Final yr - Desha muduru Job searching - vetagadu
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 [size="5"][font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Purple"]3 Easy Ways to Die: Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early. Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early. Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.[/color][/font][/size] [color="Blue"][b][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"]One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY [/size][/font][/b][/color]
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 hree FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 [font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="Sienna"]When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.[/color][/size][/font]
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?" "Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?" Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'." She said, "No, I'm not a widow!" And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
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