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ManOnFire Posted August 6, 2012 Author Report Posted August 6, 2012 Rohit wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Rohit asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!!!!" Moral Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00 Broken furniture -- Rs. 20, 000.00 Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00 Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS
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ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 SANTA- Tution sir ka msg aaya hai ki Kal extraclass hai, ab Kya kare? . . . . . . BANTA- "message sending failed" likh ke waapis bhej de.
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Girl (in train) :- can i sit here? . Boy :- it all urs [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/smile11.gif[/img] . Girl :-Awwwww!♥! Thank you!♥! . Boy: most welcome!♥! [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/smile11.gif[/img] . Girl: can i take some water? . Boy :- my pleasure!♥! . Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ? . . . Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai, jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai.
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Dear Father-In-Law, Deeply Regret taking a Car in Dowry, Plz Take Your Daughter or Car Back. Can't Afford Both
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 New medical students were made to take an extremely difficult class in physics. One day the lecturer was discussing a particularly difficult concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we need to learn this stuff?" "To save lives," the lecturer responded quickly and continued. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "It keeps idiots like you from graduating," replied the lecturer.
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Sonia Gandhi in Kaun Banega Karodpati Amitabh: Soniaji, ab aakhri saval, 5 Crore ke liye. Who is the chief minister of Gujarat? Your options are... A) LALOO PRASAD. VILASRAO DESHMUKH. C) ARJUN SINGH. D) NARENDRA MODI.. Soniaji : It's Narendra Modi. Amitabh : Are you sure ? Lock kar doon? Sonia : If you really lock him up, I will give you 100 Crores!
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 1 Litre Petrol Aur 1 bottle Beer Ka same Rate ho Gaya hai Jaani ' Faisla Tera hai.. JHoom Lay Ya Ghoom lay!!
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