ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street." "Oh, that's terrible !" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions."
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 A little boy asked his mother, "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?" The mother replied, "I don t know, son, I never met your father's folks."
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 A sign was place at the entrance of the large machinery plant. It said "Warning to young ladies: if u wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If u wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist."
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Q: Why did the retired basketball player become a judge ? A: To stay on the court.
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen? Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai . Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhii gaddi patri par aa gayi. Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee . Aap patri par nahin koode. Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha . Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.
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Maximus Posted August 8, 2012 Report Posted August 8, 2012 [quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1344437246' post='1302275671'] Never laugh at your wife's choices Never laugh at your wife's choices You are one of them Never be proud of your choices Your wife is one of them [/quote] [img]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-hKkPLh-x57c/TZyTeFYvSeI/AAAAAAAAB94/SC3_eFRZWlg/s180/RCT-46.gif[/img]
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The Librarian replied, "oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street." "Oh, that's terrible !" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A little boy asked his mother, "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?" The mother replied, "I don t know, son, I never met your father's folks."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A sign was place at the entrance of the large machinery plant. It said "Warning to young ladies: if u wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If u wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Why did the retired basketball player become a judge ? A: To stay on the court.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: What will Santa do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) A: He takes a photcopy of the white paper Q: What will Santa do after taking photocopies ? A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!!
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Two cannibals were crossing a bridge. It was narrow, high, and somewhat slippery. The male cannibal asked gallantly, "May I offer you my arm?" The female answered, " No thanks...I had breakfast."
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