ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A: Black mail
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A husband was resting next to wife on the couch with his head in her lap. Wife carefully removed his glasses. “You know, honey,” She said sweetly, “Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married.” “Honey,” he replied, “Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!”
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa: "I passed your house yesterday." Banta: "Thanks I appreciate it."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Jeeto: Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" Preeto: "What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Pakistan's worst air disaster occurred today when a small 2 seater plane crashed into a cemetery this morning. Pakistan search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that the number will climb as the digging continues into the night
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Jeeto: What do you mean by coming home half drunk? Santa: It's not my fault...I ran out of money
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000." After a moment's silence from the back of the room came the cry, "Two thousand five hundred!"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa: You know, Jeeto, our son got his brain from me. Jeeto: I think he did, I've still got mine with me
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A: A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A: For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
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