ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "######!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Let's offer them ham and eggs?" "Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Which day is stronger, Sunday or Monday? A: Sunday. Monday is a weekday
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god... after that the letters reversed
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Its funny when people debate over love marriage vs arranged marriage Its like asking them if they did like to hang themselves or shoot their brains out
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm ." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa and Jeeto are lying in bed. Santa says: "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" Jeeto says: "I'll really miss you"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa and Banta bought a truckload of watermelons, paying one rupee a piece for them. Then they drove to the market and sold all their melons for the SAME price they'd paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realize they ended up with no more money than they started with. "See!" said Santa. "I told you we should have got a bigger truck"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook..... But the law allows only one wife
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa could not understand why his sister had two brothers and he only had one
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Ravan decides to apologise to Ram. Ram opens the door. Ravan blankly starres at Ram & can you guess whate he is thinking? Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa, "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer, "I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A man sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, 'What's wrong pal?' 'I'll never understand women.' he said. 'The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I wanted.' 'Wow!' said the bartender. 'But why so unhappy? That sounds like quite a gift to me.' 'Well, ' the man went on, 'I thought about it and sent her home to her Mother. Now she won't even speak to me.'
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