ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 The traffic policeman stopped the car driver for crossing the traffic signal on a red. 'Didn't you see the red light?' Growled the policeman. 'Yes i did', replied the driver, 'But I didn't see you!'
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Teacher: Raghu! You cannot sleep in my class!! Raghu: I can, if you lower your voice a bit!
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A man was standing in a field alone.He was doing nothing and was looking at nothing. Soon a driver passed by,he got out of the car and went to the man in the field and asked him, 'What are you doing?' The man in the field replied 'They say they give Nobel Prizes to people who are outstanding in their fields.'
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Question: What did Sadam Hussain's son tell him during the war in Iraq. Answer: BAGH-DAD!
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Titanic is going to be drowned. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God, just then a passenger asked the captain of the ship. Passenger: How far is land, from here? Captain: Two miles... Passenger: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. Captsin: .....!@#$% ...?? Passenger: Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here ? Captain: Downwards...
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Osama consults a psychic about the date of his death. Psychic: You will die on an American holiday. Osama: Which one? Psychic: Anyday you die shall be an American holiday
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Man's greatest enemy is alcohol, but the Bible says, " Love thy enemy!"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa to a girl: I want to marry you. Girl: But, I am a year elder to you. Santa: Then, I'll marry you next year
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Why does a witch ride on a broom? A: Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation? A: A blood vessel
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A: A cereal killer..
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: How do you stop a Pakistani tank? A: Shoot the guys pushing it
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts"
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