ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Wife is sweet, when she is new. Sweeter, when she is true. And she is the sweetest, when she is someone else's wife.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's Rs 1000. Patient: One thousand for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like
Betting Bangarraju Posted August 12, 2012 Report Posted August 12, 2012 Nee opikakika mechchukovali. GP anyways
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 [quote name='Betting Bangarraju' timestamp='1344755365' post='1302297174'] Nee opikakika mechchukovali. GP anyways [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/brahmam_style7_1.gif?1290369028[/img]..
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Tax Collector: Why don't you pay your taxes with a smile? Taxpayer: I'd love to, but you insist on money!
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: You’re too young to be smoking!
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 One day a dog was running behind a Santa... But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, "Why you are so happy? He said... "Ah Ah Ah....I have an Airtel mobile with me...But Still Hutch network is following me.."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa, "I am a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta, "What is he studying?" Santa, "He's not studying, they are studying him!"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" A: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."
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