Jokes

[ManOnFire]

If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.

[ManOnFire]

'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

[ManOnFire]

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

[ManOnFire]

Never try to drown your troubles... especially if he can swim.

[ManOnFire]

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

[ManOnFire]

Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

[ManOnFire]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

[ManOnFire]

By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.

[ManOnFire]

Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

[ManOnFire]

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

[ManOnFire]

[b]Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.[/b]

[ManOnFire]

There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.

[ManOnFire]

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

[ManOnFire]

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

[ManOnFire]

They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.