ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le.
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 Please spend one minute to read the lovely story..... A small touching story mainly for professionals... A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man. SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour." SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?" The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep, son?" He asked. "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man. "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father. "Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled. "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy, I have Rs. 100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow I would like to have dinner with you" The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you love. If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. Value Relationships!!!!!!
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman discovered food, invented diet.
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 Man discovered friendship, invented love. Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 Man discovered trade, invented money. Woman discovered money, man has never recovered
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 [b]Brain Transplant [/b] A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points. After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate. "That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive." "Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars." "Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?" "Do you have any idea," the director asked, [color="Red"]"how many Democrats we would have to kill?"[/color]
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 [b]Blonde Painting [/b] One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and says, "HI, is there anything I could do for your house or you???" The man thinks and says, "Sure, can paint my porch. You will find all the stuff in the garage." The girl says, "O.K., How much will you pay me?" The man says, "How much does fifty bucks sound?" The blonde quickly agrees and get straight to work. The wife who had heard the conversation inside says, "50 bucks, I hope she knows the porch goes all around the house!" 25 minutes later the girl knocks on the door and says, "O.K. I am done. Can I have my money now?" Surprised the man replies, "O.K. Let me get the money" He comes back and the girl says as she is leaving, [b]"By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porch[/b]!"
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 [b]Billing [/b] A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer
ManOnFire Posted July 28, 2012 Author Report Posted July 28, 2012 [u][color="Sienna"]*Ekdum Filmy love letter *[/color][/u] When I am: Kareeb There is only: Khamoshi I want to speak: Dil Se That's my kind of: Ishq I want this to be: Gupt As I always have: Darr That I will loose you: Sajani And that would be great: Sadma I am your: Mr.Aashique But sometimes bit: Deewana Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya May be : Dil To Pagal Hai Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai The whole world appears as: Dushman But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
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