ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Never laugh at your wife's choices Never laugh at your wife's choices You are one of them Never be proud of your choices Your wife is one of them
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Banta thought LOL meant ?? Banta thought LOL meant.?? Lots of Love.!! So...., He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND - You are the only girl in my life..LOL...
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.. . Boy (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho, me shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhul jaye...=))
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots high-five. “You know,” says one pilot to the other, “one day they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all gonna die.”
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Beti -- Mom he's just a friend! Maa -- Humne duniya dekhi hai Beti!!! 2 litre Petrol jalaake ghar aanewala just friend nahi hota....
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Effect of alcoholic drinks on the body Scientists have released a report on the adverse effects of different alcoholic beverages have on the organs of the human body. Vodka + Ice.... Damages the kidney! Rum + Ice..... Damages the liver! Whisky + Ice.. Damages the heart! Gin + Ice.....Damages the brain! Conclusion: It seems that ice ruins everything!
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Medical Professor : If girl falls unconscious, give her lip-lock to blow air in her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your hands. Any Questions? Santa: How to make her unconscious
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Three old men went to see God. The first old man, an American, asked God when will his country come out of recession. "100 years," God said. The American started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day" Second man, a Russian asked God "When will my country become prosperous?" "Fifty years," came the reply. Russian too started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day" Finally the Indian asked God, "When will my country become corruption-free?" God started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day"
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Wife: Give me your phone for a second Husband: Wait let me switch it on. Delete video. Delete picture. Delete music. Delete private folder Delete number. Delete sms. Delete out goin calls. Delete incomin calls. Delete mms. Delete what's app. Delete bbm. Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete FORMAT Memory Card...Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!! Wife: I just wanted to see the time... ....
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Assistant: Sir,Aap Off. Mein Shadi Shuda Admiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte H? Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar jane ki jaldi b nhi hoti [img]http://www.telugutorrents.net/forum/images/smilies/mf_wink.gif[/img] =))
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 POLICE To Injured Patient: Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi Thi, To Tumhe Road Se Dur Chalna Chahiye Tha. PATIENT: Kaun Sa Road! Bhai Mein To Park Mein Leta Tha.!=))
ManOnFire Posted August 8, 2012 Author Report Posted August 8, 2012 Santa walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The Librarian replied, "oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
Recommended Posts