ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A man gets into a cab and asks the cab driver, "Hey, do you have room for a 6 pack of beer and a large pepperoni pizza up front?" "Sure, plenty of room," says the cabbie. So the man leans over into the front seat ... and pukes.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A cop stops a drunk him and asks: Where you going? I'm going to listen the lecture about the harm of the drunkenness and alcoholism. At night? And who will give a lecture? My wife and mother-in-law!
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A nurse in hospital asks the patient with broken-down head: Name? Sameer Bhatia. Date of birth? 06 September 1965. Married? No. Car accident
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know whyy? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 • Q: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands? A: Fork
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime! Jeeto: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Santa: What kind of a wife do you want? Pappu: Exactly like moon; which appears in the night and disappears in the morning!
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: What does a lazy dog chase? A: Parked cars.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Did you hear about the new Iraqi tank? A: Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office? A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Why did the tightrope walker visit his bank? A: To check his balance.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Why do blondes keep empty milk cartons in the fridge? A: In case they want a black coffee.
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