myusaoffers Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Sardar won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of Manchester United! Guess wat he wrote? . Woman chest r divided! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myusaoffers Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Fat man saw an ad in a newspaper "lose 5 kg in a week" He calls the company & lady says " be ready tomorrow at 6 am." The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes & shirt saying , "u catch me u kiss me!" & the girl starts running... He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't. However he loses 5 kg. He then asks for the 10 kg program. Next morning at 6 am he opens the door & sees an even hotter babe in shoes & a shirt saying "u catch me , u kiss me". He loses 10 kg that week. So he thought this program is awesome! Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "R u sure? its really tough !!!! ". he said "YES!" Next day at 6 am he opens the door, he finds a Negro guy saying . . . "If I catch u, I will kiss u..!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiran1012 Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Samosa want more.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenokkadineno1 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out off her hospital bed & slapped her husband & shouted, " Nenu Appude Chepanu Kuka Style lo Voddani........... CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puri Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring. Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Without missing a beat the old man replied:" Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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