Non-Veg Jokes..!

[myusaoffers]

Sardar won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of
Manchester United!
Guess wat he wrote?

.

Woman chest r divided!

[myusaoffers]

Fat man saw an ad in a newspaper

"lose 5 kg in a week"

He calls the company & lady says

" be ready tomorrow at 6 am."

The next morning he opens the door

&
finds a hot babe with shoes & shirt saying ,
"u catch me u kiss me!"

& the girl starts running...

He starts running but doesn't catch her.

During the whole week he tried to catch her but
couldn't. However he loses 5 kg.

He then asks for the 10 kg program.

Next morning at 6 am he opens the door
&
sees an even hotter babe in shoes & a shirt saying

"u catch me , u kiss me".

He loses 10 kg that week.

So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg!

So he asked for the 25 kg
but the lady said "R u sure? its really tough !!!! ".

he said "YES!"

Next day at 6 am he opens the door, he finds a Negro guy saying

.
.
.

"If I catch u, I will kiss u..!"

[kiran1012]

Samosa want more..

[nenokkadineno1]

A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out
off
her hospital bed &
slapped her husband & shouted, " Nenu Appude Chepanu Kuka Style lo Voddani...........

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[Puri]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down
next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.

The old man stared.

Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring. Finally, the
teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild
in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied:" Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."

[BillMarkSteve]