101 Tweets on Swami Nithyananda - LOL

[kingmakers]

Ashram by day, aisho-aaram by night

Address distress by day, undresses mistress by night

Vedasutra by day, Kamasutra by night

Swami by day, Slimy by night

Bhagawad Gita by day, bedding Sita by night

Pray by morning, prey by night

Dharma by day, MOksha by night

Public address by day, private undress by night

Chamatkar by day, balatkar by night

Cheese by day, sleaze by night

Shubashitha by day, Shobhana by night

Nityananda by day, NithyaNanga by night

High by day, thigh by night

Teacher by day, tease her by night

Robes by day, disrobes by night;

Shlok by day, poke by night

Spiritual guidance by day, spiritual guy dance by night?

Changing postures (meditation) by day, Changing positions by night

Actor by day, actress by night

He actually was following ‘ A titty devo bhava ‘ (atithi devo bhava)

Come my disciples in the morning, Cum my disciples in the night

Chamatkar by day, Balatkar by night

Swamigal by day, Swami+Gal by night

Sandalwood by day, scandalwood by night

Swahaa by day, Aaah aaaaah by night

Hari Om, Hari Om by day, CondOm, CondOm by night

Oral by day, oral by night.

Nithyanand by day, Nithya Anand by night!

Godman by day, lay-man by night

Janam by day, jannat by night

Sloka by day sutra at night

Pujari by day, Tiwari by night

Raagam in the morning. Dhaanam (charity) in the afternoon. And Pallavi at night.

Swami by day, Show Me by night

Divine by day, dive-in by night

Renounce by day, pounce by night

sabarimalai by day and khajuraho by night

Mahadev by day, Kamdev by night

Baba by day. Black sheep by night.

Shiva's disciple by day, Chivas disciple by night

Meeting by day, mating by night

Praying Mantis by Day; Preying panties by Night

Tithi by day, titty by night

Gayatri mantra by day, Gayatri tantra by night

Sage by the day, bondage by the night

Aalap by day, my lap at night

Radio Gaga by day, Lady Gaga by night;

Aalap by day, my lap at night.

Aalap by day, aa mere lap by night!

cape by day, rape by night

Moral by day, oral by night

Multiple Conversations by day… Single Conversation by night

God-man by day, lay-man by night

fasting by the day, feasting by night

Moun by day, gown by night

Sandalwood by day, Tiger Woods by night

Spiritual by day, spirited by night

iPod by day, iPoke by night

Swamy for the day, Maami for the night.

Pray station by day, Playstation by night

Maharishi Veda Vision by day, Sumangali Cable Vision by night

Monk by day, Bonk by night!

Incense by day, incest by night

My name is Nithyananda and I am not a saint!

Preach Gita in Morning, Breach Geetha in Nigh

Swamigal by day, Swami+Gal by night

Holy hai by day, Holi hai by night

Arunachalam by day, “Aruna, chellam” by nigh

Vidya upasana by day, vidya up asana by night

Talking Head by day, Giving Head by night

Incense by day, Incest by night.

Ayodhyakanda by day, sundarakanda by night.

Nithyananda once visited 'The Virgin Islands'. It's now called 'The Islands'

Saffron and Diyas by day, Cameron Diaz by night

Blessing by day, undressing by night

agar batti by day, laal batti by night

Divine message by day, divine massage by night

Nithyananda viraagya by day, Viagra by night

Morya by day, more yeah by night! (Marathi)

Din mei jogi, raat mei bhogi

Baba by day, DesiBaba by night

Taare Zameen Par by day, Tara Yasmeen and Paro by night

Ashram by day, xxx-ram by night

Missionary by day, missionary by night?

Advaita by day, Savita by night

Lecture by day, lecher by night

Hari Om Shanti by day. Hurry home Shanti by night

Healing the masses by day, feeling the masses by night

Preacher by day, breach her by night

Maun vrat by day, Moan vrat by night

Ram by day, ram by night

Hari Om.. Hari Om.. during day and Cond Om... Cond Om by night

O-Palanhare by day, choli ke piche kya hai by night

Swahaa by day and Aaah Aaaaah by night.

Shivalingas by day, cunnilingus by night

Hey Bhagwan by Day, Oh My God by Night

Samiyaar by morning, Sami yaar? by night (Tamil)

Tulsi shower by day, Musli power by night

‘Speaking Tree’ by day; ‘Mid-Day mate’ by night.

Sri Sri by day, stri stri by night!

Karmasutra by day, Kamasutra by night

Eye opener by day, everything else opener by night

pooja & aarti by day, Pooja & Aarti by night

Do gooder by day, Good doer by night

Monk by day, Old Monk by night

Oldage by day, Bondage by night.

Uncover your soul by day, uncover your hole by night

Eye opener by day, Everything else opener by night

Bangalore by day, bang galore by night

Seer by day, beer & leer by night

Sandhyavandanam by day, “Sandhya? Vandanam!” by night

Hari Om Shanti by day. Hurry home Shanti by night

Geeta by day and Geetaaaaaaaaaahhhh by night

Aatma shanti by day, Disco Shanti by night

Discourse by day, intercourse by night

Broadcast by day, broads cast by night

Oat meal by day, rasagulla by night

[nenuinthe]

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endi baa...busy na asalu kanapadtla...

[Pekatapaparao]

Baba baba black sheep have u any wool  LoL.1q

[megadheera]

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[nenuinthe]

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Baba baba black sheep have u any wool  LoL.1q
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[Muzic]

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[Pekatapaparao]

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Relax brother ..anta odhu thaginchuko ..healthlu paduathai  cheers12w