Arey Like Lu Cheyyandi Bayy

[bigtomato]

myfriendswswsw

 

same to u mama... F%G_@ Dace#_1 <)& <)&

[mahesh1]

em seppaav bayyaa...

 

Nuvvu ippati nundi na dosth antunna 

[bigtomato]

Nuvvu ippati nundi na dosth antunna 

 

nen bhi neeku dosthu... gatla gitla meka kura thini pandukoo malla.. sallaga mandu bhi taagu.. <)& %$< H&*()

[mahesh1]

nen bhi neeku dosthu... gatla gitla meka kura thini pandukoo malla.. sallaga mandu bhi taagu.. <)& %$< H&*()

 

Meka kura adivaram uncle 

[bigtomato]

ingo meeku comedy kaaavaale gada.. gitla decide chesnaaa pandaga cheskorrii..

 

Balayya Rocks Again
READ THIS IT WILL MAKE U LAUGH>> but no offense to fan hurtings..

Balakrishna : 10th class text book okati ivandi.

Shopkeeper : 10th class text book ledu sir..

Balakrishna :Ithe 5th textbooks 2 icheyandi…



Ntr : swimming radu kada enduku cheruvu lo ki dookav babai?

Balakrishna : adi kadu ra akkada oka bathu sagam varke munigi unte lothu ledani

anukunna.



Jr ntr:Babai araganta nundi ice mukkani endukala chustunav…?

Balaya: “em ledura, water kaarutundi,kannam ekkada padindha ani…”

Ntr: nuvu keka babai…



Ntr:Babai ni8 mobile charging petti padukoku.

Balaya:Enduku ra?

Ntr: Battery blast avtundanta.

Balaya : Telsura bacha,anduke battery tesesi charging petta.

Ntr: nuvu keka babai…



Balaya in a railway interview

Interviewer: Meeku eee job isthe train accidents kakunda undataniki em chestaru?

Balaya:Track meedha speed breakers kattistha.



Balaya: train pattala meeda padukunadu.

Ntr: babai trasin vasty chasthav.

Balaya: pora…, Intaku mundu Na medi nunchi Flight poindi Train O lekka…



Teacher : Orey balakrishna, 8 lo sagam entha ra ?

Bala: Addam ga narikithe 0 , niluvu ga narikithe 3 sir!

Teacher : Nuvu maarav ra…



Jr ntr: Babai oka vela pallu leni kukka karisthe emi cheyali….?

Balaya:emundhi ra sudhi leni injuction ippinchikovale anthey

Jr ntr: babai nuvu keka…



In a 100 meter race,

It was announced "1 2 3 start".

All started running except Balaiah.

Coach: Y r U still waiting?

Balaiah: Oye! I too know Nos. My no. is 4.



Jr ntr: babai OXFORD ante enti?

Balayya:Arey adhi theliyada OX ante EDDHU, FORD ante BANDI, OXFORD ante

EDDHULABANDI.

Ntr: nuvu keka babai…



Ntr : senior ki, junior ki theda enti babai?

Balayya: samudhraniki dagarlo unna vaaru seniors(sea+near), Zoo ki deggarlo unnavaru

juniors( zoo+near).

Ntr:Nuvu keka babai.



Doctor : Daily excercise cheyali..

Balaya: Nenu daily football, tennis, cricket adthanu sir..!!

Doctor :GOOD..!! Yekkada adathvu..?

Balaya: Na mobile lo..!!



Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi.

Balaya: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali"




Balaya :Orey deeni meaning cheppura 'I am going' ante enti..?

jr ntr :'Nenu veltunna'.!!!!!

balaya: Orey plz answer cheppi pora..!!!!!



Balaya in an interview..

Interviewer: what is an Array..?

Balaya: An Array is a word used to call a friend..

Examples of Array: Oery, Arey, rey etc....




Jr ntr:Babai ten rs vunte ivvava,repu ichestanu.

Balayya:ippudu levu,repu istanu le…

Jr ntr:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai babai….

Balayya:nuvu istanannav ga….



Jr ntr: Babai night power povadam valana 2 hrs lift lo undipovalsi vachindhi.

Balaya:Nenaithe Esculator meedha 4 hrs undipoya ra!

Ntr:nuvu keka babai



Balaya in plane

suddenly “BALAYA” took the head phones from pilot.

Pilot: what the hell?

Balaya:arey 1st plane nadupu ra jaffa,music tarvatha vinochu…..



Balayya: What is the chemical formula for water?

NTR: "HIJKLMNO! "!!

Balayya: What are you talking about?

NTR: Yesterday you said its H to O!



Balayya: neeku telusa ninna ratri nenu domalani fool chesa…

Ntr: em chesav babai?

Balu: All out na bed room lo petti vere room lo padukunna..Ha Ha

 

 

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[bigtomato]

Meka kura adivaram uncle 

 

arey uncle enndii penkul laaga.. meka kura kapothe kodi kura tinu manam friends aynama ledaaa gade matteru

[mahesh1]

arey uncle enndii penkul laaga.. meka kura kapothe kodi kura tinu manam friends aynama ledaaa gade matteru

 

Kodi kura ninnane tinna...

[ramleela1987]

db lo anthey man uncle ani sambodistuntaru

[mahesh1]

Konni pathavi...konni bavunnayi Big Tomato 

[bigtomato]

okaayyy uncles.. post some comedy and masala i will put in that page.. we will do it as u wish.

[bigtomato]

uncles ikada.. aunty lu evaru leraa...

[ramleela1987]

uncles ikada.. aunty lu evaru leraa...

there r couple of Dkc's man no auntie

[bigtomato]

there r couple of Dkc's man no auntie

 

firstly what is dkc and secondly introduce me.. ;)

[ramleela1987]

female id tho vache males man..valla kosam vethuku

[bigtomato]

female id tho vache males man..valla kosam vethuku

 

thu .. im not that types man.. leave it.. inkenti viseshallu..