9th Wonder of World - BALLAYA

[baltrix]

frm a true BALLAYA fan

I AM PROUD OF BALLAYA
JAI BALLAYA JAI JAI BALLAYA
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If you do not know who  Balakrishna  is ... ....
1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.

[brahmi.softwareengg]

no offense meant on any1....... nice one maama, nice innovative ideas!

idhey chance ga e reply tho disco start cheyakandi!
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[baltrix]

[quote author=brahmi.softwareengg link=topic=68346.msg722598#msg722598 date=1273994482]
no offense meant on any1....... nice one maama, nice innovative ideas!

idhey chance ga e reply tho disco start cheyakandi!
cheers12w cheers12w cheers12w cheers12w
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nenu BALLAYA ki VIRABHIMANI ni

e post lo vunnavanni Ma ballaya act cheyalsindi ga nenu korukuntunnanu

of course  MA BALLAYA FANS ANDARU IDE KORUKUNTUNARU  ANUKONDI..!

[jagadam]

These are real funny.....


[quote author=baltrix link=topic=68346.msg722527#msg722527 date=1273993444]

3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.

7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.............. he turns the dark off.

14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.

29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice

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[bobbyforu]

Point 17 rocks mama!!!! Balayya gadu ******* pumpuhaar gadu******* you rock dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb

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[bhumbhulak]

nice one .really funny. kani okati artham kadu enduku eppudu andaru balayya meede fun chestaru.nenu anti em kadu but fruits unna chuttune eppduu stones petti kodatam ala undi meeru chesedi.naa lst cinema lakshminarasimha.mirtudu online lo chusa .parledu le andaru anukunattu kadu anipichindi. simha chusaka innallu nbk movies enduku chudaleda anipichindi guru.naku love stories nachavu. mass masala nachutayi.cinema naku ayithe oka full meals laga anipichindi.but keep posting );

[rakesh.raju]

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[baltrix]

[quote author=bhumbhulak link=topic=68346.msg722842#msg722842 date=1274002498]
nice one .really funny. kani okati artham kadu enduku eppudu andaru balayya meede fun chestaru.nenu anti em kadu but fruits unna chuttune eppduu stones petti kodatam ala undi meeru chesedi.naa lst cinema lakshminarasimha.mirtudu online lo chusa .parledu le andaru anukunattu kadu anipichindi. simha chusaka innallu nbk movies enduku chudaleda anipichindi guru.naku love stories nachavu. mass masala nachutayi.cinema naku ayithe oka full meals laga anipichindi.but keep posting );
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baga chepinavu mama "fruits unna chuttune eppduu stones petti kodatam "

nenu fruits vunna chettu ni rallu petti kotukunta kani  nuvvu velli BALL AYYA movies chusko

chusi enjoi chesko  mama

[arey anthoddhu]

[quote author=baltrix link=topic=68346.msg723388#msg723388 date=1274031625]
baga chepinavu mama "fruits unna chuttune eppduu stones petti kodatam "

nenu fruits vunna chettu ni rallu petti kotukunta kani  nuvvu velli BALL AYYA movies chusko

chusi enjoi chesko  mama

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[BASTHI ME SAWAL]

^^" ^^" you rock you rock you rock *=:

[god father]

rajnikanth meeda already vachina dantlo Ctlr+f tho rajni peru badulu ballayya peru pettesi edo joke annattu aa navvu okati !!!

[Mega Star]

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