Hypnotism

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A woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband: "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

Her husband says, "What happened?"

"The hypnotist told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache. I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone."

The husband says: "That's wonderful."

His wife says: "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it and after his appointment, he comes home, picks up his wife and carries her to the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says: "Don't move. I'll be right back.

He goes into the bathroom and then comes back a few minutes later and makes

passionate love to her like never before. His wife says: "Wow, that was wonderful!"

The husband says: "Don't move! I'll be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back in a few minutes, and round two is even better than the first time. His wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says: "Don't move, I'll be right back."

He goes back in the bathroom. But this time his wife quietly follows him, and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing in front of the mirror saying: "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife.