balu_gani Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335038033' post='1301670015'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] sampesav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrehman Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-7XbGYg54hsA/TkREpTUN-7I/AAAAAAAADuk/JsD-LzXLYFI/Brahmi-1.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manmadudhu Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335037709' post='1301670002'] [color=#333333]At a funeral,a heart shaped coffin was made for a Cardiologist.[/color] [color=#333333]A Doctor started laughing.When asked y,he said "I am thinking of my funeral, i am a Gynecologist"[/color] [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335038033' post='1301670015'] [color=#333333]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/color] [/quote] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--RM7Q7svbws/T4HO6x2105I/AAAAAAAAC8w/TZGaPCnSdKg/s1600/brahmi+RT+lol.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--RM7Q7svbws/T4HO6x2105I/AAAAAAAAC8w/TZGaPCnSdKg/s1600/brahmi+RT+lol.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny bravo Posted April 22, 2012 Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746624' post='1301653979'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pati:kal mere sapne me ek ladki ayi thi,kya ladki thi woh..awesome,[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Patni:akeli ayi hogi?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pati:tumko kaise pata?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Patni:uska pati mere sapne me aaya tha[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Missed call Theory - [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]5 Missed calls from 5 different friends u missed a party.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]5 Missed calls from your GF,u mised a good screw.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]5 Missed Calls from your wife, you are SCREWED[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of PATIENCE :: A man standing in a queue to f*ck his own wife[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of LAZINESS :: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of POVERTY :: Wife stitching husband's condom.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of AMBITION :: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with an intent to rape.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of INNOCENCE :: A girl applying clearasil to her nipples thinking they are pimples.[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An old man was making love to a young girl. Suddenly started shaking badly! [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:what happened? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:Either i am 'coming' or i am 'going'![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Captain blackmails a lady on the ship - 'if u don't have Sex with me i will sink the ship' [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]She messaged her husband - 'i saved 600 people 7 times in 2 days'[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 23, 2012 Report Share Posted April 23, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335164953' post='1301674570'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of LAZINESS :: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uVrKSBXQyYQ/T3Lf9zUD5hI/AAAAAAAACj0/N5TlkjuEdkc/s1600/brahmanandam+cool+GIF.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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