summer27 Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Punjabi Tips # No Party is complete till people start dancing & singing to ' Oh Ho Ho Ho, Ishq tera Tadpave' !![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Accidents take a minute but the suffering could be LIFE TIME! [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Plz wear HELMET & CONDOMS on ur appropriate heads during respective rides[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335267298' post='1301679498'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Do you know why China has the largest population? Not because the men are extra horny! Not because the women are extra fertile, But because condoms are "Made in China"[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A gal tattooed "W"on each of her bums.When she stood naked, they stood for her initials"WW".. But Wen she bent down,it simply looked "WoW"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of Technology: ''Condom with a zip...''[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of Shame: Running with an erect penis towards the wall and breaking ur nose first...''[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Surprise sex is amazing to wake up to... Unless u r in prison![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335269497' post='1301679527'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A gal tattooed "W"on each of her bums.When she stood naked, they stood for her initials"WW".. But Wen she bent down,it simply looked "WoW"[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 24, 2012 Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335269585' post='1301679532'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of Shame: Running with an erect penis towards the wall and breaking ur nose first...''[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What do you call identical boobs? Iden[b]titties[/b][/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Son-Maa susu ayi hai,chaddi utaro.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Maa-kya zindagi hai meri.Din hua to iski Chaddi utaro,or Rat hui to iske BAAP ki Chaddi utaro[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GIRL :- I HAVE THE PUSSY, I MAKE THE RULES.. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BOY :- I HAVE THE DICK, I F*CK THE RULES....[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy wanted to have sex,but ashamed of his small penis.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He brought his GF in a dark place and placed his penis in GFs hand[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GF:No thanx I DONT SMOKE[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]4 boys on bike. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Police: triple riding is banned aur Tum 4 baithe ho?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boys, shocked, looked behind! [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]and said: salo, Panchwa kaha gir gya?[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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