Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[TomandJerry]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rajnikant doesn't masturbate.. He just stares at his penis and says.. . TAMBI 'FIRE[/font][/color]
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[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335419716' post='1301689802']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar saw a poster at a police station. "2 Gujrati Men Wanted for Rape".[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar"F*ck man ! These Gujratis always get the best Jobs.!"[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of cold weather: People using woolen condoms.... [/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why do women close their eyes during sex? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]They can't stand seeing a man have a good time![/font][/color]

[TomandJerry]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334914997' post='1301663352']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height Of Disappointment: A Woman realizing after a Long Search On Google That...... "Phillip's 21 Inch" is Actually A TV![/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Most Embarrassing Moment:- When you kept only 2 Rupees as a tip and waiter shouts, "sir you forgot your 2 rupees..[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Honest Indian of the Year is not Anna Hazare but Vidya Baalan, Who not only paid tax but also become transparent & showed her hidden assets too[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A popular soft drink has replaced a component in their drink with Viagra... Now they call it Mount n Do !![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girls Valentine's Day Preparation List: Get hair done, put make-up ,Buy lingerie & new dress, get Manicure, get Pedicure![/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boys V-Day Prep List: BUY CONDOMS!![/font][/color]

[Anta Assamey]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pati- Office me mujhe aaj apne chest ke white hair dikhane se old age pension mila.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife-zip khol ke dikha dete toh handicap alowance bhee mil jata[/font][/color]

[khiraak]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335421429' post='1301689849']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pati- Office me mujhe aaj apne chest ke white hair dikhane se old age pension mila.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife-zip khol ke dikha dete toh handicap alowance bhee mil jata[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An old man: Wo din tha, jab biwi Baalo pe hath pherti thi to HATHIYAR khada ho jata tha! Ab HATHIYAR pe hath pherti hai to Baal khade ho jate hai ..[/font][/color]

[khiraak]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335421637' post='1301689854']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An old man: Wo din tha, jab biwi Baalo pe hath pherti thi to HATHIYAR khada ho jata tha! Ab HATHIYAR pe hath pherti hai to Baal khade ho jate hai ..[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Irony of life : "Wives Don't get pregnant after many attempts and Girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions"[/font][/color]