TomandJerry Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335185940' post='1301674922'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rajnikant doesn't masturbate.. He just stares at his penis and says.. . TAMBI 'FIRE[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335419716' post='1301689802'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar saw a poster at a police station. "2 Gujrati Men Wanted for Rape".[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar"F*ck man ! These Gujratis always get the best Jobs.!"[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/wi249w.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of cold weather: People using woolen condoms.... [/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why do women close their eyes during sex? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]They can't stand seeing a man have a good time![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomandJerry Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334914997' post='1301663352'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height Of Disappointment: A Woman realizing after a Long Search On Google That...... "Phillip's 21 Inch" is Actually A TV![/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Most Embarrassing Moment:- When you kept only 2 Rupees as a tip and waiter shouts, "sir you forgot your 2 rupees..[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Honest Indian of the Year is not Anna Hazare but Vidya Baalan, Who not only paid tax but also become transparent & showed her hidden assets too[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A popular soft drink has replaced a component in their drink with Viagra... Now they call it Mount n Do !![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girls Valentine's Day Preparation List: Get hair done, put make-up ,Buy lingerie & new dress, get Manicure, get Pedicure![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boys V-Day Prep List: BUY CONDOMS!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anta Assamey Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pati- Office me mujhe aaj apne chest ke white hair dikhane se old age pension mila.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife-zip khol ke dikha dete toh handicap alowance bhee mil jata[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335421429' post='1301689849'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pati- Office me mujhe aaj apne chest ke white hair dikhane se old age pension mila.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife-zip khol ke dikha dete toh handicap alowance bhee mil jata[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/wi249w.gif[/img][img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/wi249w.gif[/img][img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/wi249w.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An old man: Wo din tha, jab biwi Baalo pe hath pherti thi to HATHIYAR khada ho jata tha! Ab HATHIYAR pe hath pherti hai to Baal khade ho jate hai ..[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335421637' post='1301689854'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An old man: Wo din tha, jab biwi Baalo pe hath pherti thi to HATHIYAR khada ho jata tha! Ab HATHIYAR pe hath pherti hai to Baal khade ho jate hai ..[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img][img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/wi249w.gif[/img][img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/wi249w.gif[/img][img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Irony of life : "Wives Don't get pregnant after many attempts and Girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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