ManOnFire Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 nee yavvaaaaaa.. summer baaaaaaaa.. [color="#333333"][color="#333333"][CODE] The only time a guy cares about a girl's hair is when she's tying it up to give him a b*owjob. [/color][/color] [color="#333333"][color="#333333"]Rajnikanth's best... Rajni while fighting with his wife, showed his middle finger to her.... She got pregnant [/color][/color] [color="#333333"][color="#333333"]Husband climbs on the bed nude. Wife : I have headache. Hubby: I know that,so I've powderd my penis wit asprin.You want to take it orally or as injection. [/color][/color] [color="#333333"][color="#333333"][/CODE][/color][/color] [color="#333333"][color="#333333"]e moodu jokes pakkana evaraina unnara leda ani kooda choodala ala navvey aupiche lo..[/color][/color] [color="#333333"][color="#333333"]denemma jevitham ekkada dorukuthayi baa ivi neeku.. aripinchav anthey..[/color][/color] [color="#333333"][color="#333333"] [/color] I say[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice... But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks.......Priceless[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335436827' post='1301690102'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An old man maried a young girl. On suhagrat he showed 5 fingers to the girl.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]She said-Oh darling 5 times?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Old man replies-No dear,choose any one &use[/font][/color] [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335437629' post='1301690106'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Burial Worker: your hubby's coffin isn't closing due to his Erect p*nis![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:Cut it and put in his a** , coz thats the only hole in the town he missed.[/font][/color] [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335438163' post='1301690108'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why is sex similar to shaving? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow You have to do it again with same perfection.[/font][/color] [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335438225' post='1301690109'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs on the bed nude.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife : I have headache.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Hubby: I know that,so I've powderd my penis wit asprin.You want to take it orally or as injection.[/font][/color] [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335438254' post='1301690110'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The only time a guy cares about a girl's hair is when she's tying it up to give him a b*owjob.[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335439406' post='1301690122'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice... But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks.......Priceless[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/brahmam_style19.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [quote name='balu_gani' timestamp='1335439662' post='1301690131'] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/brahmam_style19.gif[/img] [/quote] quotes lo petti idi bagundi adi bagundi ani cheppalekapothunnam.. anni keka unnayi ba jokes matram Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A pole in the hole, make a new soul...[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Double Standrds Of MEN: Hate Cats But Love PUSSIES Hate Donkeys But Love ASS Eat Chicken But Saves his COCK Hate Dogs But Enjoy Their STYLE[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Historys sir was on leave. So science sir prepared the history paper.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Students stunned on seeing 1st ques 'Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram'[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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balu_gani Posted April 28, 2012 Report Share Posted April 28, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335635014' post='1301703664'] Ltt [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The reason women ask so many questions is because they have an extra 'Y' chromosome![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] I ** up a decent chance of sex last night.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]She said"My head says no, but my heart says yes"I said"Best out of 3.What does your c*nt say?"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cinema pichodu Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335368855' post='1301685429'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]sad story: [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rich kid asked poor kid: how come yours is so big and large?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Poor kid: because in my childhood i didn't have any other toy to play with..[/font][/color] [/quote] today's best joke bayya.......awesome..keep going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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