Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[ManOnFire]

nee yavvaaaaaa.. summer baaaaaaaa..

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The only time a guy cares about a girl's hair is when she's tying it up to give him a b*owjob. [/color][/color]
[color="#333333"][color="#333333"]Rajnikanth's best... Rajni while fighting with his wife, showed his middle finger to her.... She got pregnant [/color][/color]

[color="#333333"][color="#333333"]Husband climbs on the bed nude.
Wife : I have headache.
Hubby: I know that,so I've powderd my penis wit asprin.You want to take it orally or as injection. [/color][/color]
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[color="#333333"][color="#333333"]e moodu jokes pakkana evaraina unnara leda ani kooda choodala ala navvey aupiche lo..[/color][/color]


[color="#333333"][color="#333333"]denemma jevitham ekkada dorukuthayi baa ivi neeku.. aripinchav anthey..[/color][/color]

[color="#333333"][color="#333333"] [/color] I say[/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice... But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks.......Priceless[/font][/color]

[balu_gani]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An old man maried a young girl. On suhagrat he showed 5 fingers to the girl.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]She said-Oh darling 5 times?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Old man replies-No dear,choose any one &use[/font][/color]
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335437629' post='1301690106']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Burial Worker: your hubby's coffin isn't closing due to his Erect p*nis![/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:Cut it and put in his a** , coz thats the only hole in the town he missed.[/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why is sex similar to shaving? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow You have to do it again with same perfection.[/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs on the bed nude.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife : I have headache.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Hubby: I know that,so I've powderd my penis wit asprin.You want to take it orally or as injection.[/font][/color]
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335438254' post='1301690110']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The only time a guy cares about a girl's hair is when she's tying it up to give him a b*owjob.[/font][/color]
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[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335439406' post='1301690122']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice... But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks.......Priceless[/font][/color]
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[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/brahmam_style19.gif[/img]

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='balu_gani' timestamp='1335439662' post='1301690131']
[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/brahmam_style19.gif[/img]
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quotes lo petti idi bagundi adi bagundi ani cheppalekapothunnam.. anni keka unnayi ba jokes matram

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A pole in the hole, make a new soul...[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Double Standrds Of MEN: Hate Cats But Love PUSSIES Hate Donkeys But Love ASS Eat Chicken But Saves his COCK Hate Dogs But Enjoy Their STYLE[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Historys sir was on leave. So science sir prepared the history paper.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Students stunned on seeing 1st ques 'Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram'[/font][/color]

[summer27]

Ltt

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[balu_gani]

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Ltt

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The reason women ask so many questions is because they have an extra 'Y' chromosome![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] I ** up a decent chance of sex last night.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]She said"My head says no, but my heart says yes"I said"Best out of 3.What does your c*nt say?"[/font][/color]

[Silver_mani]

darling ee thread keka ....

[mtkr]

racha unnayii..

[cinema pichodu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335368855' post='1301685429']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]sad story: [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Rich kid asked poor kid: how come yours is so big and large?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Poor kid: because in my childhood i didn't have any other toy to play with..[/font][/color]
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today's best joke bayya.......awesome..keep going