summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Bar girl dancing,People clapping!She removes top.Loud claps,Removes bra.Less claps,Removes panty.No claps.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]MORAL:Taali ek hath se nahi bajti![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinema pichodu Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Difference Between Stamina And Energy: [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Energy – “to be able to hang wet towel on a stiff d*ck” [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Stamina – “to be able to keep the d*ck stiff till towel gets dry“[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Have you ever noticed that when you shout "you as*hole"!! About 10 people turn around???[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]1911: dracula used to drink virgin girls' blood.... in 2012: he died of hunger [/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinema pichodu Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatoes" So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatoes, lettuce, tomatoes, tomatoes" Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said "Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What wud happen if a lady puts a cheque in her bra & runs? The cheque will bounce n bounce n bounce!!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 gp inkaa raaani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335975121' post='1301725853'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Have you ever noticed that when you shout "you as*hole"!! About 10 people turn around???[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ek baat hamesha yad rakhna. Aajkal 2 cheez sirf kismat walo ko milti he! 1. Jungle me ghumta hua White Hathi & 2.Without affair wala JEEVANSATHI[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinema pichodu Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#000000][font=verdana, geneva, lucida,]The last time I was in a woman I was visiting the Statue of Liberty[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335453849' post='1301690951'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Historys sir was on leave. So science sir prepared the history paper.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Students stunned on seeing 1st ques 'Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram'[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/i73369_ththbrahmi106.gif?1290172759[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:I want a condom![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sales girl:MaY I hold YouR p*nis for size![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:ok![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]SG:Give him a"L"Wait give him"XL"Wait give him"XXL"! Oh,f*ck Give me a tissue[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiru_tiru Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335975151' post='1301725857'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]1911: dracula used to drink virgin girls' blood.... in 2012: he died of hunger [/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/2mplbuu.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Young girl:Dadiji,Ap k zamane me 10-10 bache kyu hote the?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Old Lady:Beti Humare time me bijli nahi thi.Rat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nahi padta tha[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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