summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher: whats the spelling of penis? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Girl: O my god... its so easy... but exactly yaad nahi a raha... Kal raat ko hi mere muh me tha.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335975710' post='1301725903'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:I want a condom![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sales girl:MaY I hold YouR p*nis for size![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:ok![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]SG:Give him a"L"Wait give him"XL"Wait give him"XXL"! Oh,f*ck Give me a tissue[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinema pichodu Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids[/size][/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335419716' post='1301689802'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar saw a poster at a police station. "2 Gujrati Men Wanted for Rape".[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar"F*ck man ! These Gujratis always get the best Jobs.!"[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A school boy was masturbating in school bathroom, Suddenly teacher comes & opens the door, Boy says: Ma'am, 100 years for you.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335368187' post='1301685373'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pros married her pimp, Somebody asked what's your husband?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pros:He is,Director Sales&Marketing of my 'Holesale' Company[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335976211' post='1301725947'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A school boy was masturbating in school bathroom, Suddenly teacher comes & opens the door, Boy says: Ma'am, 100 years for you.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img][img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img][img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img][img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband: 45 minutes!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife- 20kgs[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony? A. [b]It's[/b] not hard.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335269497' post='1301679527'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A gal tattooed "W"on each of her bums.When she stood naked, they stood for her initials"WW".. But Wen she bent down,it simply looked "WoW"[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img][img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335269585' post='1301679532'] [color=#333333]Height of Shame: Running with an erect penis towards the wall and breaking ur nose first...''[/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335976432' post='1301725965'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony? A. [b]It's[/b] not hard.[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man marries deaf Girl-[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He writes-We must fix a Code:If I want SEX I will press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES,or 50 times for NO![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335327599' post='1301683888'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy wanted to have sex,but ashamed of his small penis.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He brought his GF in a dark place and placed his penis in GFs hand[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GF:No thanx I DONT SMOKE[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img][img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img][img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img][img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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