baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335976671' post='1301725992'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man marries deaf Girl-[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He writes-We must fix a Code:If I want SEX I will press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES,or 50 times for NO![/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 summer baa navvaleka chastunna... dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy :Bhai sahab,ek Condom dena girl friend ko gift karna hai? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dukandar: Is pe gift cover chada du?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: Yahi to cover hai,Gift to mere pas hai![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='baa' timestamp='1335976760' post='1301726004'] summer baa navvaleka chastunna... dude [/quote] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/34s4i6w.gif[/img]..njoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]'Contest in girls college' Write a short essay which contains Spirituality, Sex, Mystery. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Winning answer: Oh God! Im Pregnant, who did it?[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335976925' post='1301726032'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy :Bhai sahab,ek Condom dena girl friend ko gift karna hai? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dukandar: Is pe gift cover chada du?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: Yahi to cover hai,Gift to mere pas hai![/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher to Johnny about sounds.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher:Dog?Johnny:Barks.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher:Cat?Johnny:Meow![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher:Lion.Johnny:Aah aah aah!mmmm..mmmm..aaahhhh aaahhh!![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher:I said, Lion not Leone!![/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Johnny: oopss..[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: Im warning you,my Mummy is coming back in half an hour.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy: But Im not doing anything.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: Thats why Im warning you.Hurry up[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]S L U T - a woman with the morals of a man![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A loving wife tattooed "I LOVE U"on her boobs and showed it to her husband. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He replied:This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Since sex got easier to get, love got harder to find.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]when an unknown girl on your facebook friend list dont talk to you what will u do? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]-Just post on her wall "thank you for last night"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]one girl to another: I had a nightmare yesterday, somebody was trying to slit my throat."[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]second girl: "don't worry, if ever our dreams start turning true, .I would have become pregnant every morning.."[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336319517' post='1301746743'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]one girl to another: I had a nightmare yesterday, somebody was trying to slit my throat."[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]second girl: "don't worry, if ever our dreams start turning true, .I would have become pregnant every morning.."[/font][/color] [/quote] baa...[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1444039/brahmi-hug-o.gif[/img] inka chennai lo unnava? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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