Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Johny:Grandpa do u still have s*x with grandma?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Grandpa:Sometimes,but only Oral.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Johny: Whats oral?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Grandpa:I say F*CK U she says F*CK U TOO[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Bachelors go to the fridge, see nothing interesting, go to bed.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Married men go to bed, see nothing interesting, go to the fridge[/font][/color]

[Silver_mani]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Bachelors go to the fridge, see nothing interesting, go to bed.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Married men go to bed, see nothing interesting, go to the fridge[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]SON 2 MOM:WHEN I WENT to BATHROOM to DO TOILET LIGHT WAS ALREADY ON..... [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]MOM:NO. SON U AGAIN DID TOILET IN REFRIGERATOR.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father:my 6yr old son is naughty,he made all our female servants PREGNANT! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Doctor: how?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father: HE took a pin&punched a hole in all my Condoms[/font][/color]

[Ranku Raja]

Summer bhayya...awesome jokes...

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sex relieves tension.... Love causes it[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What two things in the air can get a woman pregnant? * * Her legs.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Women always need a reason,season, mood, emotion, comfort etc to make S*X....[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Men are very simple: They just need a woman[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Woman 1 - What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Woman 2 - "What [b]the [/b]F*ck" and "What [b]a[/b] F*ck" Got it???[/font][/color]

[budankaybalraju]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Awkward moment - when someones zip is down and you can't decide whether to tell, because you cant explain why u were looking so low!![/font][/color]

[Jilebi]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most; and when a man does that... The slide show begins!![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]After a certain age,men and women become like christmas trees.The BALLS&BELLS are hanging only for DECORATION.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Enjoy ur age before its too late![/font][/color]