summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Johny:Grandpa do u still have s*x with grandma?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Grandpa:Sometimes,but only Oral.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Johny: Whats oral?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Grandpa:I say F*CK U she says F*CK U TOO[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Bachelors go to the fridge, see nothing interesting, go to bed.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Married men go to bed, see nothing interesting, go to the fridge[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver_mani Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336372426' post='1301749708'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Bachelors go to the fridge, see nothing interesting, go to bed.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Married men go to bed, see nothing interesting, go to the fridge[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]SON 2 MOM:WHEN I WENT to BATHROOM to DO TOILET LIGHT WAS ALREADY ON..... [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]MOM:NO. SON U AGAIN DID TOILET IN REFRIGERATOR.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father:my 6yr old son is naughty,he made all our female servants PREGNANT! [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Doctor: how?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father: HE took a pin&punched a hole in all my Condoms[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranku Raja Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Summer bhayya...awesome jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sex relieves tension.... Love causes it[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What two things in the air can get a woman pregnant? * * Her legs.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Women always need a reason,season, mood, emotion, comfort etc to make S*X....[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Men are very simple: They just need a woman[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Woman 1 - What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Woman 2 - "What [b]the [/b]F*ck" and "What [b]a[/b] F*ck" Got it???[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budankaybalraju Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Awkward moment - when someones zip is down and you can't decide whether to tell, because you cant explain why u were looking so low!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jilebi Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most; and when a man does that... The slide show begins!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]After a certain age,men and women become like christmas trees.The BALLS&BELLS are hanging only for DECORATION.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Enjoy ur age before its too late![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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