summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A child asked a Priest 'Father do u have any other enjoyable timepass except praying?' Father tapped d shoulder &replied: NUN my child NUN[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A young boy wrote to Santa Claus,"Send me a brother." [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Santa wrote back,"send me your Mother."[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]SaRdar gets a message "Kya aap Anna Hazare ke saath hai.?" [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar replies "Nahi mai ghar pe hu.. Kuchh kaam tha kya..?"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Ladki ki 1 smile ladko ko confuse kar deti he... sala din bhar sochta rehta hai ki.. "Has kar dekh rahi thi" ki "dekh kar has rahi thi"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Lady:I need a divorce.My Husband is not active.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Judge:but your husband is a kabbadi champion.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Lady:That's the fking problem,he touches me &runs away[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In English class Kid: Me sleep with dad last night.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miss corrected:No jake.. I slept with dad last night. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Kid: ohh..you might have come after i slept..[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]@ sextoy shop Girl:Whr do u keep d dildos?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Clerk:Over there Maam.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Gerl: How much for this big RED1?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Clerk:O hawas ki pujarin,woh FIRE EXTINGUISHER hai!!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budankaybalraju Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336566534' post='1301761004'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In English class Kid: Me sleep with dad last night.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miss corrected:No jake.. I slept with dad last night. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Kid: ohh..you might have come after i slept..[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi107.gif[/img][img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi107.gif[/img][img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/Brahmis/brahmi107.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Activist asks Laloo: How can u have so many children?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Laloo :Hamara time me,PATNI apne PATI ke samne muh nahi kholti thi aur na hi peeth dikhati thi[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Bangkok hookers are like a box of chocolates... You never know which ones have nuts hidden underneath !![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Have you ever noticed :- Anyone driving faster than you is "Saala G*andu" and anyone driving slower than you is a "Abey Ch*tiye"!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BF to GF on scooty - can I kiss U?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GF-Where?Vertical or Horizontal Lips?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BF-What?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GF-Upper or Lower Lips?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BF-I didnt get U?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GF- u a**hole,should i remove my Helmet or Panty[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336561413' post='1301760909'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In Bihar, kids got a shock of their life, when in their 1st history class they were told that BC... actually means... Before Christ.[/font][/color] [/quote] arhtam kaledu baa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [quote name='baa' timestamp='1336567619' post='1301761042'] arhtam kaledu baa [/quote] BC ante B*enCh*t (tittu baa..bad words akkada fulll common kada...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336567743' post='1301761050'] BC ante B*enCh*t (tittu baa..bad words akkada fulll common kada...) [/quote] oh adhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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