Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Women are magicians, they can change anything into an argument![/font][/color]

[mtkr]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]DOUBLE MEANING MESSAGE[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]:[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]College Girls XEROX Ki Dukan Pe ja ke Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Jaldi Aage Piche Se DO-DO Baar Kar Do,Period Shuru Na Ho Jaye![/font][/color]
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[mtkr]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father's letter to his son [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dear son, I know what u were doing before I walked into ur room,coz,nobody sits in front of their PC staring at Google[/font][/color]
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[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Women are magicians, they can change anything into an argument![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Karma is like the position "69" u get what u give[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:Let's try a diff position tonight?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Hubs: Excellent idea! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:U stand @ D sink &wash dishes, I will lay on d sofa &watch TV.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is Old age..?? Old age is when the Wife says- Let's go upstairs & make love..! And the husband says - pick one, I CANNOT DO BOTH.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Boy and Girl fighting... Girl: f*ck you! Boy: promise??[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:What is 10 years with me? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband:A second. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:What is $1000 for me? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband:A coin.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?? SARDAR: p**sy! Girl slapped & said: Bastard ur not in a ** house its a fuckin KFC counter !![/font][/color]

[soulmate]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The Postal Department has issued stamps of "Vidya Balan" Men are confused which side to lick n paste !![/font][/color]
[/quote]hahaaa soofer joke

[happygoing]

good post .................

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The best part of being bicurious is you can give sexual advise to both boys and girls.[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple in shower [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "Just relax, do what you normally do."[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Guy: "Okay then." [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "Okay, wait. What the fu*k!? Are you peeing!?"[/font][/color]

[TomandJerry]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336578115' post='1301761814']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?? SARDAR: p**sy! Girl slapped & said: Bastard ur not in a ** house its a fuckin KFC counter !![/font][/color]
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