pavan_613 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 movie summer go and watch rey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Funny fact - [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Having a eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]I told my wife I wanted to try a*nal sex. She told me she's been having sex with an asshole for years[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why does a woman have two pairs of lips? One to fight and the other to make up...[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [font="System,Helvetica"]Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on."[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection, either."[/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The Judge asked the prostitute-So when did u realize that u were Raped?? Prostitute-When the cheque bounced!!![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]There are only two things that change a woman's mood: "I love you" and "50% off SALE"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]the best smell in the world is that of the woman you love =)[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man married a traffic officer.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Friend-How was ur 1st night? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man-she took Rs100 from me for overspeed Rs200 for wrongside entry and Rs500 for no helmet![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [font="System,Helvetica"]"Doc, I think my son has AIDS," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]"But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has." Said the man.[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the Doc.[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]"Well," the man admitted, " I think my wife has it too."[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]"Son of a bitch!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"[/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A bus [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]is a vehicle that runs twice as fast [u] when you are after it[/u] compared to [u]when you are in it[/u].[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]3-year-old Odiyam [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] examined his balls while taking his bath "Mom" he asked "Are these my brains?" "Not yet" She replied.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]To be sure of hitting the target [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying."[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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