summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Women are magicians, they can change anything into an argument![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtkr Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336571846' post='1301761360'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]DOUBLE MEANING MESSAGE[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]:[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]College Girls XEROX Ki Dukan Pe ja ke Bolti Hai: Bhaiya Jaldi Aage Piche Se DO-DO Baar Kar Do,Period Shuru Na Ho Jaye![/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtkr Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336571589' post='1301761347'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Father's letter to his son [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Dear son, I know what u were doing before I walked into ur room,coz,nobody sits in front of their PC staring at Google[/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Women are magicians, they can change anything into an argument![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Karma is like the position "69" u get what u give[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:Let's try a diff position tonight?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Hubs: Excellent idea! [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:U stand @ D sink &wash dishes, I will lay on d sofa &watch TV.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is Old age..?? Old age is when the Wife says- Let's go upstairs & make love..! And the husband says - pick one, I CANNOT DO BOTH.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Boy and Girl fighting... Girl: f*ck you! Boy: promise??[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:What is 10 years with me? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband:A second. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife:What is $1000 for me? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband:A coin.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?? SARDAR: p**sy! Girl slapped & said: Bastard ur not in a ** house its a fuckin KFC counter !![/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulmate Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335250605' post='1301679183'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The Postal Department has issued stamps of "Vidya Balan" Men are confused which side to lick n paste !![/font][/color] [/quote]hahaaa soofer joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happygoing Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 good post ................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The best part of being bicurious is you can give sexual advise to both boys and girls.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple in shower [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "Just relax, do what you normally do."[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Guy: "Okay then." [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: "Okay, wait. What the fu*k!? Are you peeing!?"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomandJerry Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336578115' post='1301761814'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?? SARDAR: p**sy! Girl slapped & said: Bastard ur not in a ** house its a fuckin KFC counter !![/font][/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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