Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[manmadudhu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335191134' post='1301675162']
gali ki vastadu..galiki potadu..anduke galigannarao antaru ayanni..[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]
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[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]gaaali veyani roju[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Thought for the day: Never give a f*ck. You might need it for yourself someday![/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boss : What is the Difference Between a Key & a Panty..? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Secretary (Sharmate Huye) : Key : INSERT & OPEN, Panty : OPEN & INSERT.[/font][/color]

[galigannarao]

[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1335191084' post='1301675159']
nenu kooda valla gurinchi alochinche aaagifotuna....avunu nuvvu endi epudoo season okkasari vachi alludu la kanipistunav db lo
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ante adi . nenu kooda busy ayya baa

[galigannarao]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335191230' post='1301675167']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Thought for the day: Never give a f*ck. You might need it for yourself someday![/font][/color]
[/quote]ante ante eda taggede ledu

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335185958' post='1301674924']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]In Today’s Relationship. You Can Touch Each Other’s Private Parts, But… But You Can’t Touch Each Other’s Cell Phones.[/font][/color]
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[csk]

gp

[Ranga_The_Donga]

Auchome vunnayi ga.........keep going...

[Ruler4Dmasses]

Cheppevaadiki vinevaadu Lokuva.....[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/brahmam_amma1_0.gif?1290368114[/img]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]GF - I am Pregnant[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BF - are you sure ki ye mera hai ?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl crying and says - yaar sab log aise bologe to kaise chalega[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]While the dupatta hides a woman's assets, the tie is men's way of pointing to where their asset is...[/font][/color]

[summer27]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"After a few drinks,I clearly remember the name of every person I meet.. It is always: a**hole.."[/font][/color]

[duryaodhana]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746720' post='1301653980']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color]
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[duryaodhana]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334817552' post='1301658387']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: I demand good manners in bed just like at dining table.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs in to bed slowly,smiles and says :Honey would you pass the boobs plz[/font][/color]
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haha ha Awesome

[duryaodhana]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334830652' post='1301658702']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband: Darling, aaj raat ko hum bilkul blue film jaise s e x karenge[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife khush ho kar - OK, lekin 2-3 aadmi aap layenge ya mein hi bulau[/font][/color]
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