Jokes

[ManOnFire]

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

[ManOnFire]

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

[ManOnFire]

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

[ManOnFire]

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

[ManOnFire]

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good- to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

[ManOnFire]

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

[ManOnFire]

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

[ManOnFire]

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

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Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

[ManOnFire]

Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

[ManOnFire]

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

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Ten Stupid Questions

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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes step on your feet...

Stupid Question:-, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why
don't you try again.

[ManOnFire]

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?

[ManOnFire]

4.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!