ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good- to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes step on your feet... Stupid Question:-, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people. Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
ManOnFire Posted July 23, 2012 Author Report Posted July 23, 2012 4.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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