ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?? A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Why did the Gujju go to Rome ? A: He wanted to listen to POPE music.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, Kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: Dhokla.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 [b]Jeeto: [/b]If I die what'll you do? [b]Santa: [/b]I may also die. [b]Jeeto: [/b]Why? [b]Santa: [/b][color="Red"]Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.[/color]
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? Johnny: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Q: Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? A: The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 The owner of a company tells his employees: You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Panting and sweating, Santa and Banta on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill. "That was a tough climb," said Banta. "Sure was," replied Santa. "And if I hadn't kept the brakes on, we would have slid down backward."
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 Pilot Santa asking permission to land said, "Guess who?" Controller Banta switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 A politician's most important ability is to foretell what will happen tomorrow and next month and next year - and to explain afterwards why it didn't happen.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: What happened to this one? I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
ManOnFire Posted August 12, 2012 Author Report Posted August 12, 2012 "Hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Jim. "I'm so !" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?" "It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"
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